My dad and I were driving on highway 98 across from IHOP last night when I saw the Twitter logo on that huge LED screen. Then I read the rest of it and it was an ad saying to visit Ashton Kutcher's fucking Twitter page followed by his URL.

And I just saw that he was the first to reach 1 million friends in some CNN contest.
This is sad. Really sad.
And CNN? Shouldn't you be... I don't know... bringing us actual news?

And for the record, he and I are not Twitter twat friends. But Miley Cyrus and I are, and babygrl talks about jesus in every freaking tweet. Apparently jesus is cool with her and some 20 year old boning. It's sweet, really.