Friday, December 19, 2008

Good golly, let's get jolly

What a very awkward but interesting day.

-I'm 80% sure that an extremely attractive boy saw my underside (or at least most of my thigh) when I got out of my car at my grandma's today
-I never know what to say to my grandma before I leave her house. I go in, greet her and go straight to the shower and then try to come up with a line to leave her with. Luckily she had the line today. BTW; We temporarily have hot water. Can I get a hallelujah?
- While driving to work, I had my windows down, my bass working its ass off, and Breathe Carolina streaming all around. Out of the corner of my eye, see this truck slow down next to my car and some guy sticks his head out. I ignore him but then they drive ahead and he does it again. Just creepy.
- I got the whole "YOU'RE 20?! YOU LOOK 18!!" at work. At least it wasn't 16. I get that far too often. I suppose the braids I was sporting in my hair tonight didn't help.
- A ~boy~ that I haven't seen in nearly 2 years came in. There is a whole back story, but I'll tell you this gist. December of 2006 I went into the Starbucks I frequented and he was there. He flirted and got my name from my credit card. The next time he greeted me by name and for the 4 or so months that followed, it was constant flirting. Then one day he told me that he was married. Awesome.
So, I'm ringing up a customer and I look over and see him as he looks at me. He gives me this cute look and I go into this crazy school girl crush mode. I charged someone's card 3 cents less than they owed and I left a censor on an item of clothing. I was freaking. It was ridiculous.
There was finally a gap of time where I had no customers and he came up and started talking to me. He went on and on about how great I looked and kept randomly saying how adorable I was. It was almost weird. ANYWAY, he made a point to tell me that he got a divorce and also slipped in (oo-er) that he is going into the army in January. Flirting ensued and I made the silly mistake of telling him to come see me before he leaves. It was a strange encounter and my awkwardness doesn't help.
After that, I called a co-worker over so I could fill her in and I start to gush... like a girl. She thought this was the cutest thing and later told me that she had never seen me act so "typical" and that it only works for me because apparently I deserve to freak out over boys. Hah.
- I made a pretty good joke. When said co-worker had to put the censors away she complained about getting poked by them and as she was walking into the back room I yelled "A GOOD POKE IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED, ANGELA." You probably just had to be there.
-Eh, that's it. Tomorrow at work we're doing a Hardcore 80's Rocker dress up day. I'm wearing my Slayer shirt with loads of blush and black eye makeup. Maybe some pictures will be taken. It should be a blast.
-I'm in a really great mood. It's extremely nice.
-It took me over two hours to get this blog written.
- I just accidently stuck my tongue in the hole where my wisdom tooth was. Fucking nasty.

Feist makes my heart sore. So lame.

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