HEY, SARAH.
REMEMBER WHEN WE FUCKED AROUND THOSE FEW TIMES THAT I WAS IN TOWN?
OH YEAH, WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?

BTW, SORRY WHEN I PRESSURED YOU INTO DOING ANYTHING THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO.

BFF, RIGHT?



Fuck ex boyfriends.
In the most non-literal sense.


EDIT: This is bad.